When girlfriends/wives make their boyfriends/husbands switch from beer to water

howmayiserviceyou:

                                

pityfiesta:

overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:

a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck

Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:

How I Met Your Mother Season Finale…

allthecolorscameout: